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Aceland’s wealth gap bigger than ever
The gap between the rich and the poor keeps widening in Aceland, the Organisation for Economic Cooperation and Development (OECD) says. There are very few poor people in the country, but they still exist. The rich have wanted to remove the poor from the country for several years. The OECD warns that such inequality is a threat to economic growth.
The rich wishes the poor driven from the country. The rich believe that poorer people offer no added value to their country. A few have a lower reputation with other countries, and this is absolutely not what Aceland wants. More than 3 years after the 'Acetail Fish' has become very popular in casinos, inequality has continued to grow. The poor people could not afford this and the rich took advantage of it.
In 2016, the income gap between residents was not that big. More people accepted each other, their income insufficiently. The country has grown enormously in recent years and its inhabitants are only concerned about their reputation. They want to look positive and rich everywhere. Because of this there has been more hate towards the poor people. They are no longer welcome in casinos, but they cannot afford it anymore. "This inequality will certainly increase further. There has always been some sort of competition among our residents. As long as there is no violence, I fully agree with this," says the mayor of Aceland.
The rich also get richer and richer through the many events that the country organizes. The gap is about more than income and wealth. The gap is also widening in other forms of human capital, such as labor market position, health, partner choice and social status.
Aceland’s major event is coming
It’s that time of the year again, the annual Acetail fish festival. All our wealthy citizens always look forward to this event. It’s the country’s biggest flagship. Four pleasant days of cultural entertainment, four days of “haute cuisine” and quality drinks which take place in the centre of our capital, Saintburry.
This year’s festival will be special. It will not only take place in Saintburry, but also on stages across the lake. Despite the cold climate of our country, the organisations will provide patio heaters and covers. On the other hand, you can try to keep you warm with our wide range of alcoholic drinks such as Glühwine or our country’s finest gin, Bobby’s. The organisation is to book different artists including jazz bands, opera singers and performing artists each of them on different stages. As you might aspect every night will be ended by glamorous fireworks show.
Let’s not forget about the Acetail fish tradition. On the last day of the country’s festival, all rich people will be offered the tail of an Acetail fish. Nobody is obliged to eat it, but well... It’s tradition, so why not. .
The country has a great deal of prosperity which means that the public, especially the better-off, are in search for prestige and reputation. Whoever wants to buy this fish needs to pay up to 3000 Pearls
Although, let’s not forget to relish this cultural event with loved ones amongst us, so grab a drink enjoy your time in at the festival in Saintburry.
The annual high roller poker tournament is going to be the biggest in the history of our country says President Vanderlinden. More than 3000 of the best players in the country will compete against each other to win the jackpot of 3 billion pearls.
As per usual the president will deal the first cards as a symbolic way of launching the 5 day tournament. After five days we will know who will be going down in history forever as this year’s poker prince. Citizens have been training and playing for months now to prove their skills and fight their way to the top.
Some favourites of previous years like William Morgan and Francis Butcher have confirmed they will be competing again this year. These players are mainly competing for the title and the prestige. Like every year we also have a big group of rookies who use all their savings to pay the entry fee of one million pearls in the hope of getting a piece of the pie and changing their lives drastically. Maybe we will see a rooky take the jackpot again this year. It wouldn’t be the first time as some people have done it before. The poker prince of 2016, Jack Woods for example was a working man who started playing with the savings of his whole family. After having taken away the big price his whole family is living the good life thanks to the big risk he took.
We are all looking forward to the start on April 1 and the award ceremony on April 5 when the new poker prince will be granted the golden tuxedo and the biggest party of the year commences.
Biggest poker tournament in the history of Aceland
Carpstan accuses Aceland of crimes against the environment
Yesterday afternoon social media exploded. Boris Denisov, the man from Carpstan who won the lottery with as prize a trip to Aceland, made some serious accusations about the deforestation in Aceland. After famous entrepreneur and casino owner Henry Spage refused to talk to Denisov, the lottery winner went to his authorities with his complaints. The authorities of Carpstan decided to accuse Aceland of crimes against the environment and racism. In Spage’s opinion the deforestation is necessary to provide safe and efficient roads all over Aceland. Several leaders of Aceland already made clear that there will be no restrictions on building casino’s as it is far more important to boost the economy and wealth of our country than save a couple of trees.
In the disagreement Aceland got immediate support from its trade partner and ally Sjeikastan. Sjeikastan expressed that they were not interested in the environment and that they believe climate change is not human induced.
As a last resort Carpstan appealed to the UBN council in the hope that they would intervene but the council made clear that this matter had to be solved trilaterally. As a result negotiations between Aceland and Carpstan are in progress. According to internal sources Aceland is offering a promise to make all casinos Co2 Neutral. If Carpstan agrees to these terms major changes could be in store for our country.
The relationship between Sjeikastan and Aceland on the other hand is only getting better. Earlier this year the two countries made a trade deal in which the northern country became the biggest oil client. The oil of Sjeikastan is used to make the enormous amounts of poker chips the casinos need. Now, leaders of Aceland are planning a trade deal to integrate Sjeikastan’s most famous product, Sjeiki in casinos all over the country.
